Hi. I know. Your son is cool.

Yeah, I can tell you can't read a few fucking sentences because you're a fucking lazy piece of shit! Instead of playing video games and watching anime, you know what I do besides taking care of my kid? I like to read!

Fist of the North Star is for beta males, 12 Oz Mo is for Alpha males.

Because you're using racial slurs against me you fucking incel loser! You wouldn't have the balls to say that to me in a bar room!

Hell yes you're making me mad! You're lucky you're not saying that to my face because I'd beat the fuck out of you, puto!

Fuck your dollar and lawn, you're too lazy to mow your own lawn and I hope your lawn ends up looking like shit! Stupid 47 year old anime watching pedo!

Yeah, you're a joke, you anime watching freak! And the reason I'm so bitter is because of you stupid trolls trolling me and the world being fucked! The fact that people are still pro MAGA and not going for Chris Christie, someone who can actually GET VOTES is why I'm so pissed off! And how fucking dare you say I'm a democrat, you're the democrat because you're a 47 year old male into fucking anime shit!

I take it you're fucking dense as fuck! ROSIE PALMS AND HER FIVE SISTERS MEANS YOU WAX YOUR CARROT YOU FUCKING 47 YEAR OLD WATCHING ANIME FUCKER! And how fucking dare you compare me to Rosie O'Donnell, I might not be the thinnest, but I'm for sure thinner than the average anime watching bitch! Especially the anime watching males, they're pretty much almost all fatties and uglies! Plus I'm a blonde!

Hello father.

Fuck you, I ain't a brony you fucking anime watching freak! But being an anime fan at your age is like being a brony!